This is my first post on a stumble. This great website F*** My Life lets people like us rant and sound off all that stupid things we go through in our lives and lets other readers vote on your FML (ahem, a post on the site is called a FML! ). Its great for LOLs as I found out. A completely enjoyable website. Go bookmark it now. You can also read the posts using RSS by subscribing to its feed. I’m quoting a few of my favourite FMLs below. Enjoy!
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, “Beat ya!” She’s thirteen. FML
Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she’s looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I’m going to medical school. FML
Today, my white mother in law called our house phone. Since I’m Chilean and have a fairly heavy accent, she mistook me for the cleaning lady and scolded me for answering the phone. Before I could correct her, she said “this is why only white people should be allowed in America” and hung up. FML
Today, I sent an email to my best friend, telling him that I’m gay. When I was typing the email address in the “to:” field, it autocorrected the address to my mother. She just responded: “you filthy faggot”. FML
Today, me & my boyfriend were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, “Mom, they’re doing it, come quick!” My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML