That’s when I ask myself, “Cut the crap, dude! Who are you?”

The company I work for, supposedly was started by a really talented guy, along with a bunch of other guys, who believed in a certain things and had the foresight and determination to achieve something (phew!). That really is commendable. I salute them. Now this company does wonderful things (totally based on hearsay), with the help of more than a hundred thousand people, for strangers they call “clients”, who actually are sitting oceans away and we simpletons work our asses off to do something the way they want. So, I am forced to believe that I am part of a big tree now. The tree goes something like this – I have a boss, and then he has a boss and then boss’s boss has a boss too and the chain continues. I really don’t know who is on top of the chain I am a part of!

Just after engineering got over, I was so excited that finally I am done with studies and I would actually start to earn! Then, I pack my bags and leave home to enter a totally different world. Now the drama begins. I acquire the knowledge that I don’t know certain things to start working already and my company would make me learn a few things in order for me to go with their requirements (and I thought studies were over, silly me!). Then starts the epoch of a learning new things (again?!?) and I scratch my head and try to familiarize myself with the various Computer languages. An honest feeling I would like to share here. If you can lead me to the guy who invented Computers, I’d kill him. And if he’s dead, I’d wake him up from his grave and then kill him again. I so wish I could turn back time and go to the dark ages. Trust me, I would have absolutely no problems in wearing deer skin for clothes and making fire from stones! And I would get some adventure in hunting too!

Never mind, as I was saying, I started learning new things about computers and was made believe that Computers could work wonders. As if the Computer in itself was less complex, the whole mankind is busy inventing complex things to simplify it! Tell me that! So, I come through months of mugging up and clearing exams to get myself shaped as per the Company’s needs. I once again, become very excited as I would ultimately start working now! My training completes, my company allocates me to one of their development units and I come smiling and hopping to do something useful with my life. Wait, the story doesn’t end yet. This is where I would like to share a very important concept invented by these companies – “the bench”!

It sounds really juicy and tempting at first. The company would actually pay you for doing nothing (yes, it happens!). And slowly but surely, the benchwarmers realize how bad life could be at times. You have to roam around in the company premises without any purpose like you have been disowned and you don’t belong there. People supposedly on bench, do not have any computer at their disposal (yes, no computers for you inside an IT company!), and have to be vigilant all the time as in who would have that glimpse of kindness upon them and would actually let them use their computer. Thankfully there are a few angel figures who get bored of reading e-mails (that is the most important thing happening inside an IT company, trust me!), and move away! But there is one positive thing about being on bench. You actually have a chance to do things, you wouldn’t do otherwise (for example, I am writing this!). Thankfully I am not on bench and would start working for some American godforsaken company soon (no disrespect intended at all)!

Now let me arrive at what people actually do here. I am relatively new and hence some guys are supposed to brief me on what all is being done around me. They have a technical term for this – “induction”. So, there would be a few senior people, who actually are supposed to know everything in detail. But after putting in long hours of thought into it, I realize what actually is going on. Whenever anyone is feeling bored sitting at his cubicle, and has actually nothing to do, that someone would announce it’s meeting time and start talking about the working process. I’ve been victimized twice or thrice till now and the most consistent dialogue in such discussions would undoubtedly be, “Someone will tell you about this later”. That is that! I wonder if you actually weren’t actually going to talk about something relevant, why bother other people about it? Whatever! Shit happens! So, with all the little information I could gather within the first few days, I think I can state that within the technical neighborhood I dwell, there are more than 100 people working together. And the work they do is they send emails and letters on behalf of someone (yeah people actually pay you for that!). Awesome, isn’t it?

Well, I guess I have had enough with bringing out the frustration piling up within me and I should stop now. And I have a humble request to readers of this, please don’t tell my company I wrote this thing or they actually might do something about it, and my career (which I dreamt of as a kid, remember?), would come crashing down before even starting for real.

So, this is me, signing off then.

- The IT Guy!

I was playing squash that evening when ice cubes started falling into our court through the vent. Before I could understand what was happening, my mobile was buzzing with messages. Unlock phone – 5 messages – “its raining fuckin’ ice cubes dude!”.

I dropped my racquet and rushed to the balcony with child-like glee that I haven’t felt in a long time. And there it was, ice cubes falling from the sky. Below, all the swimmers who were enjoying it soon had to jump out of the pool as the ice was falling heavily.

Somehow I managed to get an umbrella (which is very hard to find here in our campus, as all the free ones are held on to by the girls like dear life) and walked around the campus. And no doubt the lovers came out. Many couples let go of their umbrellas and instead held on to their loved ones. The guys who were out with their other guy friends were pushing each other and playing in the rain like 6-year olds. The few cats that were on campus (they came out only at night) were running amok, looking for a shelter. And as a girl was about to slip in the wet pavement, a guy helped her up and they struck up a conversation instantly. It was fascinating to see all the people having so much fun here!

Okay, so the previous paragraph was made up. I couldn’t really get an umbrella and so was stuck in my squash court. But then I’d like to imagine things like that, and I do believe all that would’ve happened anyway. With everyone here under extreme stress with all the tests, the rain was a welcome break. And now back to more studying, I’ve got my module test tomorrow!

Photo courtesy: ~hairy-paperclip. Thanks!

It’s almost a month since I’ve been here, and here goes my tirade on all things good and bad in my new life.

The setting

My training campus happens to be the largest corporate university in the world. There’s the majestic Roman-style GEC-2 (Global Education Center), the Origami-based SDB-4 (Software Development Block) which looks like one giant love letter gone wrong, the Geodesic Multiplex which looks like “a crystallized golf ball” as a friend colleague put it, and the fabric roof Oasis food court. While all these might be breathtaking at first, what really is breath-stopping is the female population here. My company has redefined eye-candy. Another thing to be proud of is that the company takes so many steps to reduce the ecological footprint of the campus – auto switch-off lights, auto switch-off taps, recycled water for landscaping, strict electricity usage guidelines – the list is endless. And the icing on the cake? 5 star accommodation! Nothing can beat watching HBO late at night on my LCD TV, pizza in hand.

Queue queue queue!

I’ve grown wary of queues. There’s a queue for food, a queue for movie tickets, a queue at the Laundromat, a queue at the swipe machine, a queue at the gym.. The only thing for which I don’t have to wait in a queue is to go to the loo!

DJ Night

Okay, so I’m not known for my moves. In fact the only moves I can make are sitting, standing and walking! But then the DJ Night happened. One night of every month, all of us get to go nuts at the Amphitheatre, when the dance floor is open to all of us, no holds barred. Awesome dance music, psychedelic lighting and one crazy crowd complete the night. I’ve never felt so much energy in my life, ever before. Pure bliss.

ILI

The Infosys Leadership Institute is the place where they mould every employee into a complete corporate professional. The ILI sessions teach us about global effectiveness, interpersonal skills, business etiquette, reading & writing skills and what not. But one very important takeaway from these sessions is the number of people you get to know. I made friends from almost every single part of the country, and that has taught me how much diversity there is truly in our country.

Babel, Babble

Here’s an exercise for all of you. Try finding out which language (and the dialect) these lines are in.

“Arrey yaar, yeh kya bakwaas kar raha hai” – In class.

“Spoon ekkadra?” – In the food court.

“Machi endha figurum namma kitta paesa maatengudhu da!” – Restroom.

With around 10,000 people inside the campus, you always hear chatter all around you (in different languages, all at the same time). All the different languages and the dialects can easily scare the crap out of a Tamil guy. A thing to remember is that Tamilnadu is the only state where they don’t give importance to Hindi as a secondary language in school. And they call it “Tamizh patru”. Seriously, people should find better ways of expressing that feeling.

Romance

No, I’m not talking about my latest crush! This is in fond memory of all those loving (or horny!?!) couples that suddenly spring out after 10 PM. With all the maddening test schedules and assignments, people need to unwind – and they’ve found some pretty interesting ways of doing that. Couples are frequently seen cuddling up late at night and.. you know.. doing.. stuff! When we hang around and come across some of those species (the people in love are just different from humans altogether), the guys go “Machi machi.. anga paarra! Thadavu thadavu’nu thadavuraan da!”. Well, may be the guy’s gone through a dangerously long dry spell. For once, let us learn to leave lovers in peace!

And.. The tests!

And of course, all the talk about the rigorous training is no myth. While we have all this, tests and projects can be pretty taxing. Around 80% of the trainees stay back in class after End Of Day to continue studying. In fact, most of them leave class only at midnight, when the air conditioner and the fans are automatically switched off!

That’s it for now. Time flies by at such a fast pace that I still can’t believe that I’ve been here for a month now! Stay tuned for more updates. Hopefully I get to post some pictures of the campus and my life here!

It is truly every gadget freaks dream device. My friend went totally ape shit over a minute of holding it in his hands. The gorgeous design, the mind-blowing touchscreen and of course, the music! This is one of the most beautiful gadgets Ive ever seen. And to own it? Well its an indescribable feeling. In fact, Im writing this post on my iPod using the free WordPress for iPhone app!

Jailbreaking the iPod is pretty simple, but life without WiFi is heartbreaking. 2 days after having bought it, I decided I could no longer stand it and so set up a makeshift solution – turn a wireless adapter into a virtual router. A run to the local gadget store and a reboot later, my device was jailbroken!

But with the good news comes bad news (well not exactly for me!). In a week, Ill be relocating to another part of the country to join my employers training facility. Im not particularly sure if Ill be able to update my blog regularly – considering all authors have gotten busy too.

Hope I get enough time to keep my readers updated. Stay tuned for some interesting posts this week!

India being the largest democracy in the world has countless political parties in every nook and corner of the country. But on a national scale, only two parties, BJP and Congress exist. They may have some similar economic, foreign and taxation policies but let’s keep that aside for the moment and concentrate on one ‘alleged’ difference between them – BJP is communal and Congress is secular.

What does secular mean anyway?

Secular means not specifically relating to a particular religious body and communal (note that its communalism and not communism, both are entirely different) means of relating to a specific community.The definition seems pretty clear but the basis on which the political parties in India consider them as secular and branding others as communal, well that isn’t as plain as the definition. This article will attempt to rip down that basis to its barest parts and analyze it from the ground up so that you would know how this allegedly communal-secular divide came into existence in the first place.

Let me walk through a set of oft-quoted reasons that contribute to the communal tag of the BJP. Its time for the stereotypes to be broken and get the real facts.

Hindutva – This is the mother of all the reasons. The word ‘Hindu’ in hindutva is more than enough to associate the ‘communal’ tag with the BJP. A little history first. The term Hindutva was coined by V.D.Savarkar, a freedom fighter. Hindu Nationalism is often used interchangably with Hindutva although the essence of Hindutva was “cultural nationalism”. What’s the difference anyway? Well Hindutva doesn’t advocate Hindu superiority and persecution of other faiths – Instead it adresses people of other faiths such as Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, Buddhists, Jains and the Parsis as culturally Hindu although they are religiously different. In simple words, though we are all separated by faiths, we are united by culture.

Hindutva doesn’t compromise unity in diversity. Its just a means of rekindling pride among the people for sharing the common heritage of India. Culturally same is just one of the tenets. Just like any of the philosophies like socialism, capitalism or communism, it also looks for evolution of society with the its overall well being the main surmise. Or in other words, it forms a synergy between mankind and society with ‘social well being’ as the whole. One of the main proponents of Hindutva, M.S.Golwalkar believed that, quote –

“India’s diversity in terms of customs, traditions and ways of worship was its uniqueness and that this diversity was not without the strong underlying cultural basis which was essentially native. The Hindu natives with all their diversity, shared among other things the same philosophy of life, the same values and the same aspirations which formed a strong cultural and a civilizational basis for a nation”.

And again the term ‘Hindu natives’ is not people belonging to Hinduism but people who made India their home, for whom India is the native place irrespective of any class, creed or religion That’s what Hindutva also propagates, and it signifies gratification for being part of the “unity in diversity” ideology.

Yet, Hindutva hasn’t been accepted by many mainly because of the word ‘Hindu’ in it. What may be called ‘Bharatva’ is being called ‘Hindutva’ because it was the word Hindu that gave India its identity and in this sense, Hindutva is strictly a cultural and civilizational concept and definitely not religious or political. But still there is something in the word ‘Hindutva’ that doesn’t appeal to a large mass of people in our country. Well I would like to shift gears now and (just for the sake of comparison) and talk about ‘Jihad’. The utterance of the very word and you have people associating it with terrorism, bombs and militants. That the essence of the word ‘Jihad’ is completely façaded.

“Jihad is either a personal struggle within oneself to become a better Muslim or a true holy war,a war which is governed by strict rules and declared only by legitimate Koranic authority in defence of Islam”^[1].

But we are a generation who believe in stereotyping, and have never pondered over to get the real meaning and as someone rightly said – “The only meaning anything has is the meaning we give to it”. We tag acts of terrorism as Jihad and terrorists as Jihadists. And by ‘we’, I mean everyone from the ordinary masses, the media, the Western world and of course, the Internet. What I’m trying to do is creating a metaphor between the level of abuse of the two words ‘Hindutva’ and ‘Jihad’. Please note I’m not comparing the two but only the abuse of these words and their lost essence. Just as it is difficult to accept the original meaning of Jihad (especially for the Western world), some sections of the Indian population have a great aversion to Hindutva without even realising its true significance and I doubt if they will ever accept it as it is without attaching their own meaning to it.

Association with RSS and Sangh Parivar – Let’s get this straight. The BJP is nothing but the political arm of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS). If it wasn’t for the RSS, there would be no BJP. Now these organizations are always in the news for all the wrong reasons. Any attack on places of worship of minorities is attributed mostly to the Sangh Parivar. That leads us to wonder, is it what they do? And many people presumably admit that they have nothing else to do except attacking minority places of worship. Truth cannot be farther away from that because the Sangh Parivar does a host of humanitarian activities^[1a] they can brag about. Unfortunately, they don’t brag it and consequently all that goes unnoticed. The RSS is credited with helping relief works as back as 1962, during the Indo-China war for which the then Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru invited a contingent of the RSS to take part in the Republic Day parade of 1963. RSS also played a crucial role in the accession of Portuguese ruled areas like Daman & Diu, Dadra & Nagar Haveli^[1b] in to the Indian union. Any calamity and you can bet RSS will be one the first organisations in helping with relief works. So the question of what job they do is answered but I still can’t figure why the attacks on temples in Mysore (April 2009), Ahmedabad (August 2008) and more recently the attack on Ganesha pandal in Miraj town (September 2009) and many such incidents isn’t reported by the mainstream media. May be it can’t create that sensation that the media loves to create. Fortunately, it can’t control the Internet and a little Googling will get you all the information you want. I don’t support attacks on places of worship but am just contemplating on how biased the media is. I think I’ve found the missing link. A Google search on “who owns the India media” will give you a considerable number of results and if the information is true, then the bias of media is self-explanatory. You don’t need to be rational but common sense would do.

Babri Masjid demolition – Do we need any other reason for branding the Sangh Parivar (including BJP) as communal? They demolished the mosque on the pretext of assuming that a temple dedicated to Ram stood there. Sounds like a pretty good reason but there was no ‘assumption’ – there was ‘evidence’ – not just one but several from reports of the Archaeological Survey of India as recent as 2001 to as old as a book written in the early 19^th century by none other than the Grand Daughter of Aurangazeb. A more detailed account can be found in the book Hindustan Islami Ahad Mein(India under Islamic Rule) by Maulana Abdul Hai, a renowned Islam scholar and Historian. But that doesn’t grant the Sangh Parivar any authority to demolish the mosque and it was a political motive by which only BJP was benefitted. Absolutely yes. But on close examination one would know that the BJP wasn’t the only party to politicize this sensitive issue. Almost all political parties pounced on this to declare themselves as secular. You can be sure that vote-gathering in the name of Babri Masjid demolition is still prevalent. The Samajwadhi Party and Bahujan Samajwadhi Party have left no stone unturned in raking up this issue. When Laloo Prasad Yadav arrested Advani in 1990 in Bihar, he not only won the hearts of the Muslims of his state but also formed the famous MY factor (Muslim-Yadav votebank) which helped him till the last assembly elections. Looks like the Congress is the only one to be deserted. Well on short term, yes it was because the Congress was ruling at the centre during the demolition and it could have averted that. The failure of Congress in doing so angered Muslims in UP who switched loyalties to the SP. In the long term however, the Congress made sure that this issue could be used to uphold its secular credentials and it did help them a lot in every election campaign. The recently tabled Sachar committee report tells of various shortcomings of the government and the plight of Muslims remaining backward for 60 years and the Congress party is busy bragging about its so-called secular credentials. You may find this advertisement interesting.

The advertisement asks Muslims if they will vote for the party of Kashi Ram (the late BSP supremo), who had allegedly advocated building a toilet at the Babri site. The advertisement was printed in a handful of Urdu newspapers apparently by the SP. Doing this and the SP still remains secular, while the BJP is branded communal.

Oh I forgot to tell you. The SP is now demanding that Babri Masjid be reconstructed at the disputed site^[2] – Yup they can do that. They are secular, remember? And no you can’t demand a temple to be constructed there because that’s communal.

Maybe Mr. Mulayam Singh forgot that many people want communal harmony there and so that’s why some Muslim Imams have advocated building a Ram temple^[2a]. That explains why many Muslim groups ‘slammed’^[3] Mulayam’s proposal to build a mosque.

The bottom line is that you can demand a mosque and be secular but if you demand a temple (even if some people feel it will promote communal harmony) then you cannot be secular. Isn’t that hypocrisy?

Gujarat riots – I strongly condemn any act of violence. One cannot deny the fact that Gujarat riots were indeed one of the darkest events in Indian history. Talking of history, as far as I can remember the Gujarat violence started when four coaches of the Sabarmati express was burnt and one of the coaches which was completely burnt was occupied by Kar Sevaks. The burning triggered the violence and everyone knows what happened after that. The issue is sentimental and sentiment gives the media a free hand to sensationalize and that’s exactly what they did. On the day the Godhra incident happened, there were reports of violence in that town. The English news channels were so focused on covering the violence and weaving stories out of it that it trivialized the shoot-on-sight orders handed out by the higher authorities.^[4]

The Gujarat riots were always reported to be one-sided. The victims were Muslims and attackers were Hindus and as many as 2000 Muslims alone were killed in the state-sponsored violence which saw the whole of Gujarat burning down. These were all reports worked up by the English media during the time of riots. If the Gujarat riots were really one-sided, then the allegations of the media were also one-sided as even today one cannot find the mention of the Godhra incident but only of the Gujarat riots. All this had come down to things being separated into black and white as discussing Godhra incident is communal but the riots, that’s secular discussion. There were graphic reports that displayed pictures of violence in local Gujarati newspapers that fanned the flames of violence. People need to exercise caution in separating fact from fiction and not give in to emotions and sentiments in the wake of such violence.

Saurashtra and Kutch account for one-third of Gujarat and there were no reports of violence from those areas. We cannot claim the violence was one-sided throughout the riots because the areas such as Naroda Patiya, Gulmarg Society, Naroda Gram, Sadarpar were Hindu dominated while Himmatnagar, Danilimda, and Sindhi Market were minority dominated. These are not allegations but only excerpts from the news article published by India Today in 2002^{[5] [6]}

The Gujarat police force faced the wrath of the public and more accusations came from the media which alleged that the police were giving a free hand to the attackers. On the contrary, the police did their job, though their effectiveness may be disputed. The same contention can be turned on the media because when the Godhra incident happened, the police were put on red alert and as many as 70,000 policemen were deployed across the state.^[7] There was deployment of rapid action force, the CRPF on February 27^th itself^[8] and shoot on sight orders issued, curfew imposed in as many as 26 cities and of course the army was called in on February 28^th itself.^[9]

All that said, the official death toll tabled by the UPA government was not 2000 Muslims alone but 790 Muslims and 254 Hindus which doesn’t include the Godhra incident but only the Gujarat riots.^[10] One has to accept the fact that the unofficial death toll will certainly be higher but terming the incident as a genocide and premeditated action against minorities is a over generalization statement derived from reductionism and not from deductions.

Post violence, the BJP won the Gujarat elections but was accused of using of this sensitive issue as a poll plank, reinforcing its communal tag. In the 2005 assembly elections in Bihar, Jharkhand and Haryana, RJD chief Laloo Prasad Yadav declared that the Godhra report (interim report of Banerjee commission) would form part of his party’s election plank.^[11][12] In case you’ve forgotten, the RJD is a ‘secular’ party and discussion of such sensitive issues doesn’t make them ‘communal’. Isn’t that double standard? Looks like that doesn’t have any significance, when secularism is self proclaimed.

Varun Gandhi episode – This was the most hyped, reported, debated and sensationalized news in 2009, second only to the Swine flu outbreak in India. I can still remember the debates in NDTV and CNN-IBN and other TV news channels playing the role of prosecutors rather than journalists. Anyway on March 6^th 2009, at a meeting in Dalchand, the BJP candidate from Pilhibit was alleged to have made a speech containing hate verses against the minority community. The Election Commission was quick to serve him a notice. The UP government on its part slapped the National Security Act (NSA) under which a person can be put behind bars up to 1 year, if he is deemed a threat to the nation’s security. Varun alleged that the CD was doctored but some excerpts from his speech has hatred and communal content.

“If any person lifts a hand against Hindus, or thinks they are weak, there is nobody behind them, then I swear on the Bhagavad Gita that I will cut off that hand”

Wasn’t this enough for the media? Well another excerpt from a speech made by D. Srinivas, the President of Andhra Pradesh Congress Committee.

“I’ll sever hands of those who point a finger at the hands of the minorities”^[13]

Do you find any hate in his words? I don’t. The congress is secular, remember?

Srinivas claimed he was a “true secularist” and that his speech was meant to discourage communal disharmony, not to instigate communal violence. Congress spoke person Manish Tiwari said -

“Congress stands to safeguarding secularism. If he has used such words, I would say it’s a wrong choice of words” ^[13].

Wrong choice of words?

To be fair, the election commission did issue a notice to Srinivas and the media reported it, but it wasn’t debated or sensationalized nor did the media play the role of prosecutors in this case.

Then what about this statement by Imraan Kidwai, chairman of the All India Congress Community (Minority Cell), when he said that if he had the power, “[he] would issue a fatwa asking Muslims to abstain from joining the BJP”.^[14][15] He didn’t stop there and went on to add that Muslims shouldn’t vote for the BJP for it would amount to ‘kufr’ (infidelity/blasphemy) for which he was issued a notice by the Election Commission.^[15a]

Does the wrong choice of words statement appeal here also? Wait a minute; I forgot that the Congress was secular. Problem solved. I don’t find any communal statement here, do you?

Talk about secularism, you can’t forget to mention the communists. But the CPI (M) have an alliance with the party floated by Abdul Nasser Madani, one of the accused in the 1998 Coimbatore serial blasts which killed 60 people^[16][17]. He was however acquitted, publicly denied all types of fundamentalist activities, and proclaimed himself to be secular.^[18] Yeah you read that right, he proclaimed himself a secular, so what’s wrong if the CPI (M) forge an alliance with him? They are secular too, right!

Reality check – The secular credentials of Congress

1984 Anti Sikh riots – First things first, this was not a riot at all because riots happen (mostly) between two groups. This was a pogrom directed against the Sikh community as a revenge for the assassination of Indira Gandhi by her own body guards. The official death toll in and around Delhi alone was 2733.^[19] There were as many as ten investigative commissions, the recent being the Nanavati commission in 2005 that inquired into the incident but many of the prime accused were either acquitted or not even charge-sheeted. Worse, some of the accused went on to become MPs and even ministers, who were from the Congress party. As with any riots, it is normal for leaders to condemn the incidents. But the late Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi was a little different when he said -

“Some riots took place in the country following the murder of Indiraji. We know the people were very angry and for a few days it seemed that India had been shaken. But, when a mighty tree falls, it is only natural that the earth around it does shake a little.”^[20]

It may be natural if a calamity struck but a planned act of vengeance isn’t natural.

Uniform civil code – Article 44 of our constitution states “the state shall endeavour to secure the citizen a uniform civil code throughout the territory of India”. But we are not governed by uniform civil code but by personal laws which are in place since the British Raj. The personal laws differ for people of different faith for the same matter of concern. The people who wrote the constitution had a vision of a united India and were of the opinion that a uniform civil code would pave way for unity. The ‘secular’ parties claim that the UCC will deprive the religious freedom of minorities. This is another shallow argument because implementation of the UCC requires some changes in the personal laws of both the majority and the minority communities. There will be always opposition from the conservative sections whenever a change in their personal law is enforced. When the Hindu personal law underwent some changes, the conservative sections did oppose it. However the change was for the better. The reason for opposition of the UCC by the conservationist section of the All India Muslim Board is fear that their religious freedom will be deprived. However the people from the Muslim board fail to recognize that their strong opposition to any changes in the Muslim personal law is being used against them. They consider it as a defeat when they pave way for changes while sections of people who demand UCC consider it as their own victory when UCC is implemented. This has given rise to a deadlock situation. The self proclaimed secularists make maximum use of this dead lock and have caused further divide among people in the name of religion. That doesn’t end there – the secularists used this as a weapon for dividing the almost non-existent communal-secular divide as parties which support Uniform civil code are communal (no wonder BJP is communal) while the ones who oppose it are secular. A law of land laid down for uniting people is being used to feed the communal-secular divide. WTF!?

The implementation of UCC is still difficult because Article 44 is one of the directive principles, meaning they cannot be enforced by the court but by the State as one of the fundamental laws for the governance of the country. Even the apex court can only express regret at the state for not implementing the UCC. Given the various problems at hand, the implementation of UCC is difficult but not impossible. First of all, a change in approach is needed as the implementation of UCC is not a question of victory of the majority over the minority but the triumph of the constitution in bringing people together. Change of approach is to be backed with awareness and agreement between people of different faiths after dialogues.

Implementation of UCC was present in the manifesto of BJP. We all know what a manifesto is for. On a serious note, even if BJP had won the 2009 general election, it couldn’t have implemented UCC just like that because the Janata Dal United (JDU), one of the key partners in the NDA, had strongly asserted that their party won’t allow BJP to make radical changes like this one.^[21]

The Congress party has said that a uniform civil code will not be implemented^[22] even though the supreme court on numerous occasions has expressed its favour for implementing it.^[23]

The ground reality is that there are sections of people and parties who oppose UCC plainly because of two reasons:

• The BJP being communal (in their own definition) is pushing for UCC,so that’s communal too.
• UCC is communal not because of the changes it demands in personal laws but because the BJP demands it.

Sounds stupid, right? But that’s the truth. If implementation of UCC is to materialize then people need to stop buying these stupid reasons and arguments.

The infamous Shah Bano case – This was one of the most controversial lawsuits in our country and it also paved way for the then Congress government headed by Rajiv Gandhi to pass the Muslim Women (Protection of Rights on Divorce) Act, 1986. What happened was that, Shah Bano ^[24] a 62-year old woman was divorced by her husband by ‘talaaq’, meaning a man can divorce his wife by saying the word ‘talaaq’ (divorce) in front of two witnesses (neither of the two need to be the concerned wife). Unable to support herself and her two children, she approached the court and after seven years the Supreme Court invoked section 125 of code of criminal procedure and directed the husband to pay alimony. But this was against the Muslim personal law and the conservationist Muslims opposed it while feminist groups welcomed the judgement. At a time like this the then Prime Minister Rajiv Gandhi nullified the Supreme Court judgement and passed the Muslim Women (Protection of Rights on Divorce) Act which empowered the magistrate to order the women’s close relatives to pay for her support or the state waqf board in the absence of close relatives thereby relieving her husband to pay the alimony only for the period of iddat^[25] and not forever. The act does sound fair though it seems like Rajiv Gandhi bends slightly in the side of orthodox Muslims but you cannot call that as appeasement because he cited this gesture as an act of secularism. Yeah secularism is a broad framework, it can encompass appeasement of conservative sections of minorities but the appeasement of conservative sections of a majority community is communalism. The secular framework is so broad but still it has no room for appeasement of the people belonging to conservative sections of majority community. But why? Ask the self proclaimed seculars, they will come up with another ridiculous reason.

Article 370 – This section needs a little help from history. I promise I’ll keep it short. What is India today was a collection of princely states and it was Sardar Vallabhai Patel who integrated these princely states with the then British India and cemented the foundations of modern India. At that time, Kashmir was ruled by Maharaja Hari Singh and chose to remain independent. But in 1947, Pakistan tried to annex Kashmir by force which prompted the Maharaja to hurriedly accede Kashmir to India^[26] and in the process, gave the political authority to Sheikh Abdullah (founder of National Conference, Kashmir’s biggest political party). India came to the rescue of Kashmir and waged a war against Pakistan and ultimately a ceasefire was signed in 1949. Kashmir was to accept the constitution of India and as a method of fastening, the Integration Article 370 was passed in 1950 as a temporary part of transition. Even our first Prime Minister, Jawaharlal Nehru had commented that Article 370 will gradually erode and as Kashmir was only a temporary settlement as Kashmir but as time progresses, the integration would be complete. The purpose of Article 370 was to help in smoothing the integration. So what does the article say anyway? Well it summarizes the following.

• Firstly, Jammu & Kashmir state is one of the states of India.
• Secondly, none of the provisions of the Constitution of India including fundamental rights shall apply to the state unless assented to by the constituent Assembly of the state to be formed.
• Thirdly, no law passed by the Parliament even in respect of matters with reference to which only the Parliament can pass laws under the constitution, shall apply to Kashmir unless assented to by the government of the state.
• Fourthly, The President may by order specify that the provisions of Article 370 may cease to apply to the state of J&K but no such order shall be issued without the approval of the constituent assembly of the State.

The implications of Article 370 are very varied. The simplest being the government of India cannot enforce any law in Jammu & Kashmir without the approval of the state government. The union government can have its say only in matters related to defence, external affairs and telecommunications. Heck you cannot hoist the national flag alone in any part of Kashmir without hoisting the state flag. Well that doesn’t seem to bother us. Another implication of the Article 370 is that the people of Kashmir have dual citizenship, one as an Indian citizen and another of that of Kashmir. The property laws of Kashmir prohibit any citizen outside the state to own any land or property in Kashmir. Let’s face it, we are not affected by Article 370 by any means. But the original inhabitants of the Kashmir valley, the Kashmiri pandits were forced to leave their land owing to terrorism and are living as refugees in their own land. Now the act of driving out the Kashmiri Pandits was labelled ‘ethnic cleansing’. Now that brings us to another question – Why are the Kashmiri pandits, comprising mainly of Hindus, are specifically targeted by terrorists. I’m not saying that residents of Kashmir are not affected by terrorists. There are even reports of armed personnel targeting villagers of Kashmir. But my argument is to how can the atrocities against Kashmir pundits be called ethnic cleansing, while other such incidents are termed as riots and pogrom? Ethnic cleansing is euphemism; the real term should be Anti-Kashmir pundits riot or Kashmir pundits massacre. That said, the real reason is that Article 370 is a hurdle preventing the return of Kashmiri pundits to their homeland. The whole point of talking about Article 370 is that the debate over strengthening and abolishing it has been watered down to include the communal-secular divide with the parties lining up against the abolition as secular and the other side as communal. Can you believe it? Article 370 is a sensitive issue and any changes regarding abolition and maintaining it is to be handled carefully and not used as an instrument for debating the secular and communal traits of parties.

I leave the conclusion part to you. But still I would like to say a few words. The plain fact is that the secular-communal divide that you hear almost always in the media, newspapers and of course form self-proclaimed seculars are more of a myth than reality. There is no absolute division as such but an invisible bridge that is reinforced by fallacies and allegations that contain little truth. Every party is secular in their own definitions and creating further divisions by condemning the BJP as the communal by other ‘secular’ parties is unfortunate. I reckon it isn’t enough for people like Edvige Antonia Albina Maino,Raul and Bianca just to change their names to Sonia Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi and Priyanka Gandhi to proclaim their secular credentials. And adding Gandhi to their surnames wouldn’t make them or their party any more secular. So is the case with BJP – just because their ideology is based on Hindutva, it doesn’t make them communal as such. True secularism just doesn’t exist in Indian politics and its time people realize that the communal-secular divide is not so ‘great’ after all.

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References

[1]-The Afghan, Frederick Forsyth, Page 22.
[1a]- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rashtriya_Swayamsevak_Sangh#Relief_and_Rehabilitation
[1b]- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_of_Dadra_and_Nagar_Haveli
[2]- http://www.indianexpress.com/news/sp-renews-call-for-babri-masjid-reconstruction/543034/1
[2a]- http://i45.tinypic.com/120ow95.jpg
[3]-http://www.indianexpress.com/news/muslim-groups-slam-sp-for-raking-up-babri-issue-calls-it- opportunist/543609/
[4]- http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020228/main1.htm
[5]- http://archives.digitaltoday.in/indiatoday/20020415/states.html
[6]- http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/2002/03/02/stories/2002030203050100.htm
[7]- http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/1386341/Hindus-massacred-on-blazing-train.html
[8]- http://www.mid-day.com/news/2002/feb/21232.htm
[9]- http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/2002/03/01/stories/2002030103030100.htm
[10]- http://www.expressindia.com/news/fullstory.php?newsid=46538#compstory
[11]- http://news.indiamart.com/news-analysis/controversy-over-rai-8702.html
[12]- http://us.rediff.com/election/2005/jan/20cec.htm
[13]- http://ibnlive.in.com/news/varun-virus-spreads-cong-leader-talks-hate/89659-37.html
[14]- http://www.in.com/news/current-affairs/bjp-files-complaint-against-imran-kidwai-of-congress-minority-cell-8489739-63749-1.html
[15]- http://www.webnewswire.com/node/450189
[15]-http://www.thehindu.com/2009/03/28/stories/2009032861041200.htm
[16]- http://www.indianexpress.com/news/terror-accused-mahdani-most-valuable-ally-for-left-cong/9248/0
[17]- http://www.thaindian.com/newsportal/politics/cpi-ms-new-ally-in-kerala-pdps-maudany_100169643.html
[18]- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdul_Nasser_Madani
[19]- http://www.massviolence.org/The-1984-Anti-Sikhs-pogroms-in-New-Dehli?cs=print
[20]- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1984_anti-Sikh_riots#Rajiv_Gandhi.27s_remarks_and_later_apology
[21]- http://www.business-standard.com/india/storypage.php?autono=354757
[22]- http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G1-107701780.html
[23]- http://news.indiamart.com/news-analysis/society-supreme-cour-1054.html
[24]- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shah_Bano_case
[25]- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iddat
[26]- http://www.jammu-kashmir.com/documents/harisingh47.html

It brought back a sense of nostalgia, something I’ve been yearning for ever since I finished college five months ago. Countless lab hours had passed away like minutes as we furiously punched away at their keys. Calculators, as unsuspecting as they look, were often vehicles for.. uh.. confidential information. I hate to break the secrecy, but I’ll give you a clue – the information was connected to exam answers And almost everyone had to borrow a calculator from either hostel students or juniors for a semester exam. And it was another irreplaceable tool for passing time. We used to find out words that can be typed in them. Try pressing the Alpha key + A to type in A. Then press the sin key. Voila, you have the name of the girl who stole the hearts of the Hindi-speaking people in Aamir Khan’s Ghajini. Oh, the glory days!

And everyone held on to their calculators as dear life – every guy I knew lost his and was only using one that was either a friend’s or “borrowed for an infinite period of time”. I lost mine in the first week of college in my Chemistry lab, and never got around to reunite with it. But I braced myself and infinitely borrowed a senior’s calculator – skillfully erasing all traces of his ownership and replacing them with my own graffiti. Oh yes, marking one’s calculator with his or her name was an important rite of passage for every engineering student. Most prefer a permanent marker, but my dad knew better – he taught me to engrave mine with a compass. And I never lost it! Thank you Dad.

Sometimes I used to think of returning the calculator to him. But it’s not been with him for so many years that it might almost be happier with me. He probably infinitely borrowed someone else’s calculator anyway! And having graduated from college, it has faded into obscurity now. When will I get to slide open the cover and turn its precise circuitry on once again? Not anytime sooner. But I will, like all engineering students, always remember how much of a good companion it was – its charismatic presence throughout my four years in college,  its unfailing accuracy and it’s never-say-die attitude. Remember, I have a solar!

And in between all these, I managed to put together a few screenshots and photos to connect the story

As a youth sevadal of Sri Sathya Sai organization, I volunteered to attend a service at a farmhouse. The farmhouse has a “goushala” housing around 30 cows. It is one of the 28 gougrams started and maintained by V. Natesan, a retired RBI employee. This place provides shelter to cows that are sick and those sold for their flesh. Stats has it that more than 2 lakh cows are slaughtered every year in our country for their meat! But still India has the largest population of cows. The cow is considered as a god in Hindu mythology and harming or killing it is considered a sinful act. But it is said that the percentage of people who consume cow meat is increasing day by day. And consequently the number of cows slaughtered is also on the rise. The members of this gougram along with the police stop the trafficking of such cows and shelter them in these goushala. They are taken care of by a group of people who live in the farmhouse itself. These farmers also practise organic farming using the cow manure. The manure is also used for the gobar plant they have installed there. They feed only on the organic food that grows in their field. These crops are devoid of the poisonous fertilizers and pesticides and are good for health.

We split into groups and cleaned the farmhouse first. Then we were given the duty of giving the cows a much needed bath! Using a big hose pipe we splashed water on cows and then fed them with vegetables and crops. Then we sprayed manure on the fields after which a “gou pooja” was conducted for the cows. And then we had lunch prepared using the rice and vegetables from the organic farm.

This organization along with other big NGOs from all over the country has started a “Save the Cows” campaign. They are planning to introduce a law against killing of cows and are planning a rally for the same. More information on these can be read at www.gougram.org. You can visit the place anytime and do whatever help is possible for you. You can adopt a calf too! Or you can visit the place along with your family or friends once in a while and help them maintain it.

This was indeed one of the most satisfying days of my life! Just as Tharoor tweeted recently, it would be better if people did some useful work on government holidays rather than wasting it. We could use them as an opportunity to be useful to our society.

The holidays at home sure has made us all lazy and bored. We lose interest in anything and everything; always seeming to be in a state of idleness not knowing what to do. Most of us end up being like sloths – sleeping most of the time and feeding our hunger pangs when awake. We sit in front of TV all day long seeing soaps, comedy clips and what not?! For people like me without the luxury of a cable connection at home, the computer lends a helping hand. So what are we getting into? Another few months of this s#! + and we are all going to go bonkers. May be we should utilize this time to explore and learn things. Here are a few starters for everyone.

Yoga & Working out

We have already discussed the advantages of yoga and workouts in IK. So there is not much for me to add to it. Try to practise yoga or do some physical exercises early in the morning. This way you rise early and your body is rejuvenated.

Extra-curriculars

You can join some extracurricular classes that you have long dreamt of joining – like guitar or keyboard classes. Bring out the hidden talent in you and surprise yourself and others!

Break the language barrier

Get multi-linguistic! Go for a foreign language course. This has a lot of benefit in the corporate world. It is like an added plus in your resume. The hot ones are German, French and Japanese.  You can even go for spoken English to strengthen your communication skills.

Take up some course

Feel free to join the many technical courses that are available, like JAVA, .NET, CCNA and the likes. Try to finish some certification courses. It is always an added repute to be a Sun or Microsoft certified programmer.

Gear up for exams

Now, this is something I do not prefer but if you are thinking of doing higher studies, you can concentrate on the preparation for the relevant exams (GRE, GATE, CAT,MAT,SAT,XAT and whatever else there is).

Give back to the society

Join an organization working for a social cause and involve yourself in doing something to help others. You can afford at least one or two Sundays for social service every month.

We have been studying all time for the past 18 years or so, may be this is a much needed break that we all deserve . A blessing in disguise! So better use it to fulfill your dreams.

Now don’t get the assumption that this post is against or favouring any political party. Nor is it a measure to scale which party is better. I just wanted to share my personal opinion on this sudden rise of awareness among the politicians.

Today morning I was reading an article on the newspaper and I was shocked to learn that a 3-day travel expense for a minister costs over Rs.1 crore!! The article had a statistical collection of the hops made during the trip and the expense for each one of it. If we take into account the lodging, security and other issues the whole expense of this trip is sure to top unimaginable figures. All these are for a single trip by one Minister. Now consider all the Ministers carrying out daily trips like these – I’m sure you can do the math.

So all these years large sums of money was drained just on the travel, lodging and security of ministers. If austerity measures are possible now, surely they were possible all along! So why didn’t the politicians think of it before? And even now only after one year of recession has there been such an idea of curbing expenses. And already there are a group who are against the austerity claiming that it poses security problems to politicians. There is no good if a Minister travels in economy class with many seats near to his cleared for security reasons. It then costs even higher than the business class. And the extra security that they have because of such travel? That costs a lot too. So this political stunt doesn’t do any good I guess.

What can be done?

Instead of the economy class gimmicks politicians can reduce their rate of travelling. The use of government vehicles for personal use can be checked. And as Veerappa Moiley stated, corruption should be dealt with iron hands. Other measures can be stripping VIP and VVIP status from those who have it just for maintaining an image or status. This can free their guards and make them available for policing. Also the fleet of vehicles accompanying every minister/official’s car for security can be reduced. The fanfare, huge cut-outs, birthday celebrations are areas that can be concentrated for reducing expenses.

Lastly, measures to complete projects in time can save a LOT! It is the delay in projects that is the main cause of rise in project budget and huge loss to the government. So instead of focussing on curbing expenses by switching to economy class, ministers can see to it that the projects under them are finished on time and ensure that excess money is not wasted.

Anyways, I just hope this austerity drive is not another passing cloud among the politicians and they really do get enlightened and give up their luxuries for the benefit of the citizens.